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My Back Hurts

Volume III: Endurance #END-002

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Volume VIII: Philosophical Shrug #PHI-004

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Every US order is printed on American soil — Florida and Texas, to be exact. We believe in keeping that close to home.

For our international customers, we've partnered with printers around the world. The ancient Greeks called it xenia — the sacred bond between host and guest. We just call it good logistics.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Wherever you are, we can find you.

Shipping rates vary by location — details are in our shipping policy. The Romans built roads for a reason. We just use carriers.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow its journey to your door.

The Oracle knew what was coming. Now, so will you.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft. Durable. Gentle on the skin. We don't cut corners on what carries the work.

Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the specifics on each product page. Socrates said to know thyself. Start with what you're wearing.

The Ancient Thread turns history’s most human moments into wearable reminders that we haven’t changed nearly as much as we think.

For thousands of years people have been overconfident, impulsive, brilliant, stubborn, and occasionally spectacularly wrong — and history has been documenting it all.

Each design captures a real moment from the past and pairs it with dry, modern commentary, because it turns out the same humans have been making the same mistakes for centuries.

Same humans. Different centuries.